Breakfast this am. Bacon wrapped scallops.

Foodgasm in the morning.

Ooohhh my heart just went 💥💥💥💢💢 kaboom.

I open the CCTV to stalk him and I heard him shouting "mummyyy, where are youuuuuuu!!!"

#stalkermomseries

It's 5pm now. I want to go home

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