Breakfast this am. Bacon wrapped scallops.
Foodgasm in the morning.
Ooohhh my heart just went 💥💥💥💢💢 kaboom.
I open the CCTV to stalk him and I heard him shouting "mummyyy, where are youuuuuuu!!!"
#stalkermomseries
It's 5pm now. I want to go home