Give me child birth anytime than this #*#**#*}}*¥$€\ food poisoning.
At least I know for labour, phase 1 maybe 3 hours, actual pushing less than 45 mins and source of discomfort is out.
Now this abdominal cramps has no reprieve!!!! More than 48 hrs already!!! 1000 trips to the loo and counting. This last hour it was 4 trips.
I am a shrunken salted vegetable state.
Pretty sure my poop hole has molten up by now.