#1 caught me changing my sanitary napkins. We don't lock our doors because we don't want him to lock his own doors (in case he gets locks in and can't open doors etc).
👦🏻: mummy, why are you wearing diapers?
👩🏻: I'm having my period, I need to use them.
👦🏻: when you were a baby, did you have period too?
👩🏻: no, period only happens to girls when they are bigger, not when they're babies.
👦🏻: 😳😧😧😧😧😝😝😝 *proceeds to run off*
Birds and bees talk halfway there!