Mummy, I want to sleep in your room tonight.
But bring your own pillow and sleep on the floor. You can't sleep on my bed, okay?
*runs off to take his pillow. Proceeds to lay down right below the aircon.
👸🏻: isn't it cold when you are directly under the aircon and on the floor?
👦🏻: I go take my blanket.
👸🏻: okay. Remember, you cannot sleep on my bed ah because you are already sleeping in my room
👨🏽: yea, if u sleep on our bed, toy collector will slowly make all your toy disappear
And ladies and gentlemen, that is how you become an asshole parent.
– the end –
Oh since I'm dayreing, let me tell you what Isaac said when I came home.
Once I open the doors and step into the house, this is what Isaac said to me;
👦🏻 mummy, can you make a Mei Mei, so that when she grow up, she will be a Jie Jie and then we buy for her panties and dresses and girls toys!
👸🏻How about a NO.
Oh and Batdude is 👨🏽 because Isaac must be thinking he's so dark.
One day when they were swimming, Isaac told Batdude that he is Zuma from Paw Patrol. If you guys watch paw patrol, zuma is a brown chocolate dog who recycles or rescues ppl under water? Not sure, let me go google. Also let me google a pic to show u why he calls Batdude that.
Cos Zuma is a dark chocolate dog and Isaac thinks his own father is super dark and told him he's Zuma.
Ahahhahajaha. Laugh die me.